Oh, Husband, after being married to you for almost fourteen years, I know a compliment when I hear one.

You to Me: "When you are dumb, I feel really good."

Translation: You are so incredibly smart, that once in awhile when you say something so completely off, it makes me feel good that I'm not the only one.

You to Me: "If you die before me, I am just going to pick the first willing woman to marry me, it doesn't matter how ugly she is."

Translation:  Doing life without you, particularly parenting, specifically in the check-out line of Ikea, sucks.  Doing things on my own is so tough.  You are the best ever and nobody could ever top you, so I would just pick any ol person who could give me a hand.

Good thing I know you so well and can make instant translations. You make it evident every day how much you adore me and I am thankful for that!