A trombone used to played by you every day.

Fish gravitate toward your pole.

Any recipe tastes better once you have had your way with it.

Targets are afraid when your guns come out.

Changing a diaper is a simple task for you.

College students love to be in your presence.

You could spend hours in a bookstore.

Football season is your favorite. 

Home decorating is a shared art for us.

You dream to own a big tough truck.

You are loud and hilarious.

You are sensitive and calm.

There is no stereotype that could describe you.

Nobody can put you in a box.

I love how all of it together makes Jeffrey Kurtz.